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Redefining Normal

When you've spent your entire life fighting your weight you don't realize that "normal" people battle it a little too.

Pop on six to ten pounds during a vacation? Totally normal. No need to panic. No need to stress out and... no. Put that muffin down. It's okay.

So you need to spend a few days in the "next size up pants" that's... now don't be sad. No. No. That donut is not going to make you feel better. It will only prolong the frustration.

What do you mean The Oinkster has Pumpkin Spice Coffee Milkshakes starting today?

Goddamnit.